The appointment. Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, ""oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...."" Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her and says, ""umm... you don't have a dentist appointment, do you?""