The Hungry Mexican Deep in the ethnic mountains of San Dijuana, a crazed mexican shaman cursed at the Gods of his religion after his illegitimate family died from famine, ""Umm, estoy un poco hambriento mang..."". The Gods enraged by this laborer's indignity send a bolt of white lightning down from Mount Sombrero striking the shaman. His flesh completely flayed from his body turned into the most delectable tortilla. His muscles roasted perfectly transforming into unimaginably delicious carne asa…