so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him.

A white guy walks into a bar... exam. He passes and becomes a well respected lawyer.

A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.