Failed my Politics exam. "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world". Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.

I met one of my beautiful Maths teacher yesterday We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan . From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its major axis and bisect the straight road at an obtuse angle. That's where the bank is. Let her feel what I felt when I was in school

Solution to overpopulation Professor : ""Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"" Student : ""Somebody should stop her!!""

Comeback to a teacher Teacher: Name all the prime ministers of India Student: I don't know. Teacher: When I was of your age I used to know everything. Student: When you were young there were only one or two prime ministers.