A cowboy rode into a dusty old town... ...and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar and with a quick move of his hands, he flipped his guns into the air, caught them above his head without even looking and fired at the ceiling. Which one of you cow'rdly sidewinders stole my hoss!?"" he yelled. No one answered. ""Alright, I'm gonna have anotha beer,…

So a blind man walks into a bar... So a blind man walks into a bar in Texas. He feels his way up to the counter and pulls himself into the chair and exclaims, ""WOW! these barstools are huge!"". The bartender then replies, ""yep, everything is bigger in Texas."" The blind man then orders a beer, so the bartender brings him over a mug of some ice cold beer. The blind mind exclaims, ""WOW! this mug is huge!"". The bartender then replies, ""yep, everything is bigger in Texas."" After a few drinks t…

A cowboy rode into town. A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. ""Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?"" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. ""Alright,…

(Long)A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.... The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the b…