Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't.

Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan

Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers.