At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son. Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?"" Dad: They're balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."" Son: Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying ""Oh God, I'm coming"" but she didn't float anywhere!

Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?” Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.” Son: Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!

Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?

A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot.