[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda

ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?

Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! "Your what?" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights.

I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring all the clues Such as her name being Amanda.