My dad's favorite joke 3 guys are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. They grab as much of their supplies as they can carry and start walking. The first guy turns to the second guy and says ''I brought all our food cause you can't grow anything in the desert.'' The second guy replies ''I brought all our water cause it doesn't rain in the desert.'' The third guy is slowly trailing behind. The two guys ask ''Hey what are you doing?'' Dragging the car door behind him the third gu…

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead Take a Trip to the Desert and Can Only Bring one Item With Them While they are walking through the sand, the redhead says, ""I brought a jug of water! In case I get thirsty, I'll drink it."" She then looks at the brunette and asks her what she brought. The brunette says, ""I brought a protein bar with me. In case I get hungry, I'll eat it!"" She then turns to the blonde and notices that she's carrying a car door. She says, ""Why in the world would you bring a c…

An American man, a British man, and a Polish man are asked what they would bring with them if they were stranded in the desert The American said he would bring food, the British man said he would bring water, and the Polish man said he would bring a car door, so that if it got too hot, he could roll down the window.

A blonde, brunette, and ginger are walking through the desert... The brunette was carrying a bucket of fried chicken, the ginger was carrying bottles of water, and the blonde, a car door. They eventually come to an old man's house. The old asks the brunette ,""Where are you going with that fried chicken?"" She replies, ""If I get hungry, I can eat."" He asks the ginger, ""And what about you?"" She says, ""If I'm thirsty, I can drink it."" The old man turns to the blonde and asks, ""And why are y…