Two Engineers were walking to class.. When one asks the other.. Engineer 1: ""Hey man that is a nice bike, where did you get it? Engineer 2: ""The strangest thing happened to me yesterday. A girl rode over to me on this bike and suddenly dropped it in front of me. She then took off all her clothes and said, ""You can have it all!"" So I took the bike."" Engineer 1: ""That was a wise choice, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyways.""