Extreme sports Five men walk into a pet store and buy a hen, a parrot and a budgie. The next day they head to the top of a cliff, where the first man grabs the hen and jumps off the cliff, falling to his death. The second man nervously clutches the parrot and proceeds to jump off the cliff with it as well, also resulting in his untimely death. Man number three shrugs off the odds of his death, grabs the budgie and also creates a horrible mess on the rocks below. The fourth man observes all of th…

Three men are lost in the woods and they grow very hungry. After sitting around listening to their tummies rumble the first man gets up on his feet and says ""That's it! I'm going out there and getting us some food!"" After an hour he comes back with a dead rabbit in his hands. ""Holy cow!"" the other two say, ""How'd you find that rabbit!"" ""Well, I followed the tracks and found a rabbit"" the first man explained. The next day the second man goes out to fetch the trio some grub. Three hours la…

Three men die and go to heaven. God tells the men that if they do not step on a duck, he will give them a hot wife. The first man goes and steps on a duck and is taken to his ugly wife. The second man does the same and is also taken to an ugly wife. The third man was determined not to do anything so he didn't move. Eventually God came back with a hot woman and the man asked, "What did I do to deserve this?" God replied, "You did nothing, she just stepped on a duck."

Two men are hunting near the border of their countries. They see a duck and BANNNG they both shoot it and the duck goes dead right at the border line. They start arguing about whose duck it is until the first one says "I have an idea. Let's kick the balls and whoever wins gets the duck. And since I had the idea, I'll start." The second man hesitated but eventually agreed. Then, the first takes a few steps back, takes a run and, with his mountain boots, puts a valiant kick in the second's bal…