Two men are hunting near the border of their countries. They see a duck and BANNNG they both shoot it and the duck goes dead right at the border line. They start arguing about whose duck it is until the first one says "I have an idea. Let's kick the balls and whoever wins gets the duck. And since I had the idea, I'll start." The second man hesitated but eventually agreed. Then, the first takes a few steps back, takes a run and, with his mountain boots, puts a valiant kick in the second's balls. The second man groaned in pain, twisted in agony, and when he recovered he said "Well, that one hurt but now it's my turn." To which the first man responds "Look, I give up, you can have the duck."