Lucky jew. A really old jew won the lottery. There's a little ceremony where they hand him a large check containing many zero's. His asked to give a little speech and so he does. ""First I want to thank my wife for standing by me even when times were hard. I want to thank my children who take so good care of us now we're a little older. I want to thank my cleaning lady and my gardener. I want to thank... bla bla bla. And finally I want to thank adolf hitler. Thank you good night."" Everybody was in shock ranging from a little to a lot. Finally his son asks: ""Daddy why would even consider thanking hitler? Let alone actually doing it."" To wich the old jew replied: ""for those lucky numbers on my arm!""