Scotland Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free. Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony. Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels. What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance. How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them. Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.