A mother of 3 children was at the park one day... Her oldest child came up to her on the bench. ""Mama, why is my name Rose?"" ""Because when you were born, a rose petal fell onto your head, and we read it as a sign to name you Rose."" The mother's second child came running up and asked: ""Mama why is my name Lily?"" ""Because at the hospital a lily petal dropped onto your head and we took it as a sign to name you Lily."" The third child came running up to her mother: ""AUUUAEUHAUEHUGUGUHE"" ""Y…

A mother has 3 kids. The first kid goes up to her mom and says, ""Mommy, why I am I named petal?"" The mom responds, ""Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."" The second child goes up to her mom and says, ""Why am I named Rose?"" The mom says, ""Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head Finally, the third child comes up and says, ""My favorite color is potato."" ""SHUT UP BRICK""

A teacher asked her class.. The meaning of control. The first child says ""a plane has control panels!"" The teacher says: ""That's nice, sit down. "" The second child stands up and says ""I can control the tv channel!"" The teacher says ""that's correct, sit down"" the third child says ""my dad pushed my gran down the stairs, then said: Look at that old *cuntroll*""

A mother has 3 kids A mother has 3 kids. The first kid goes up to her mom and says, "Mommy, why I am I named petal?" The mom responds, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." The second child goes up to her mom and says, "Why am I named Rose?" The mom says, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head Finally, the third child comes up and says, "My favorite color is potato." "SHUT UP BRICK"