My elderly narcoleptic neighbour burst into tears when I told her Davy Jones had died. I said ""Cheer up, sleepy Jean""

A Pirate's Tale [Note: this joke is an all-time favorite of mine. Like ""The Aristocrats,"" the artistry to telling this joke is in the embellishment and artistry of spinning an engaging tale to setup the punchline. Your mileage may vary--this is the core of the joke.] Down along a small port town along the boat docks, an assortment of sailors, fishermen, and docksworkers were all having a pint or two after work at the local pub. As the burly bunch enjoyed their drinks and spun tales of their ad…

Why aren’t there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones’ Locker? Dead men sell no snails!

You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is? He's a Sea-Monkee.