A guy calls his girlfriend on the phone.. - Boyfriend: Sweetie, do you know how much I love you? - Girlfriend: How much baby? - Boyfriend: I would go thru fire, swim in the ocean full of sharks, climb all the mountains, survive in the desert like Bear Grylls, fight with bears and lions, even fight with Chuck Norris and all of the expendables cast if I have to, just to see your beautiful smile.. - Girlfriend: Aawww, you're so sweet! Why don't you come over? - Boyfriend: How about tomorrow baby, i…

Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet? Because he can't bring himself to click the ""submit"" button.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris joke: Alexander Bell invented the telephone. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris