Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.#Chuck Norris#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.#Martin Cooper#Chuck Norris#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone#Chuck Norris#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.#Chuck Norris#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide.#Chuck Norris#Technology#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp