Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says ""I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby."" The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says ""I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands."" The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.

When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*

I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.

The only upside to Trump's big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy's Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun