Magical Mirror In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. ""I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."" ""POOF!"" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. ""I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."" ""POOF!"" She disappears. The blonde goes up. ""I think"" ""POOF!""

In a fancy Paris restaurant there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie you disappear. One day a blonde a brunette and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. ""I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."" ""POOF!"" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> ""I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."" ""POOF!"" She disappears. The blonde goes up. ""I think--"" ""POOF!""

A Brunette, a blonde, and a ginger are all running from the cops. They run into an alley behind a restaurant. Behind the restaurant there is only a dumpster and a half full of sack of potatoes. The ginger hides in the dumpster, the brunette hides behind the dumpster, and the blonde hides in the sack of potatoes. The cops round the corner and approach the inside dumpster. The ginger meows and the cops say, ""Oh its only a cat, they aren't in here."" The cops then approach behind the dumpster. The…

Blonde Cookbook! MONDAY: The recipe for today is angel food cake. You have to beat 12 eggs separately, so I'm lucky the neighbors had some extra bowls to let me borrow. TUESDAY: Fruit salad supper, serve without dressing. I didn't get dressed at all, as per recipe, and what a surprise when my boyfriend brought his friends home for supper. WEDNESDAY: Rice pilaf, wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. I took a good bath and washed very thoroughly, even between my toes. The taste of the rice was…