😄 My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called i...

In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian.

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[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me: [covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know

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[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda

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ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?

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