A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital She went to visit her, and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears. ""What in the world happened to you?"" she asked. ""It was the craziest thing,"" said the blonde. ""I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said 'hello?'"" ""But what happened to your other ear?"" ""I had to call the ambulance, didn't I?""

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burned. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

A blond walks into a doctors office One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

A blonde goes to the doctors and both of her ears are red... The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears? She replies, ""I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."" ""Oh Dear!"" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. ""But, what happened to your other ear?"" ""The son-of-a-bitch called back.""