A woman walks into the Social Worker's office, trailed by 15 kids WOW, the social worker exclaims, Are they ALL yours? Yeah they're all mine, the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down Terry. All the children rush to find seats. Well, says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names. This one's my oldest - he is Terry. OK, and who's next? Well, this one he is Terry, also. The social worker raise…

Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening, but before they do, they always put their cat outside... The taxi arrives, and just as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in. Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, ""My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."" Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, ""Sorry I took so long, t…

Heisenberg's wife was unhappy... because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum. Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad.

Teenage Jesus won't go to bed. Mary, Mother of Jesus, is trying to get her son to go to bed and is having no luck. She decides to pray to God to help her in her task. She asks ""Dear God, our blessed child is restless and just won't stay tucked into bed, will you help me?"" God sighs and addresses Jesus ""My son, please listen to your mother and get some rest."" To which Jesus responds ""No way, Dad!"" God grins and replies ""Yaweh!""