Police Respond to the House of a Man Who Beat His Wife to Death with a Golf Club... The police begin questioning the Husband, who admits the fight started over his obsession with the game of golf. ""My wife has been up my butt about how much I've been playing golf...golf-this, golf-that...she wouldn't stop and I just snapped and started hitting her with my 3-Wood."" ""My god,"" one of the cops ask, looking down at the wife's badly beaten body. ""How many times did you hit her?"" The husband paus…

So an old buddy of mine went to prison... He had just gotten married actually, and one of the first things he did as a newly married man was go for a round of 18 holes with his buds. Okay...they also got a few drinks afterwords. When he got home, golf bags in tow, his wife confronted him: ""I can't believe you'd go out all day after we're married, and to golf! and... you reek of booze!"" and she really keeps letting him have it, until he can't take it anymore. He's always had a temper, but this …

[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife] "Why no pants on?" We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

[after my murder] COP: Can u think why anyone would want to kill him? WIFE: Christ yes *starts Power Point presentation* Make yourself comfy