Three pilots are bragging about the size of their planes... Three pilots are bragging about the size of their planes. The British pilot says: ""Well, our planes so huge that they carry 3 football teams and 3000 fans!"" The American pilot says: ""Pff, OUR planes are so huge they can carry 5 baseball teams and 5000 fans!"" They look at the German pilot. He smiles. ""Well, I don't know the exact numbers, so let me tell you about my latest flight. I was at cruising altitude and I heard a weird noise. So I told my copilot: Take the Volkswagen and head out onto the left wing to see whats wrong! He came back 15 minutes later, having found nothing. I told him: take the Volkswagen and head out onto the right wing to see what wrong! He came back 15 min later, still nothing. I started to think hard. Then I told him: Take the Porsche and drive to the back, there has to be something! He took the Porsche and returned 4 hours later. ""Wow,"" he said, ""your ears are really good! Someone left open a bathroom window in the back and an Airbus A380 flew in. It's been circling the light for hours!""