I don't understand why ISIS is such a big deal. All we have to do is parachute in Chuck Norris, and within a month they will all be dead... It can't be done faster since he fights with his bare hands.

A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

The moment were you dont capitalize CHUCK NORRIS is the moment when chuck norris decides that your dieing at that very moment.... But this is only possible if you havent pissed CHUCK NORRIS off already... Because you would already be dead.