A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After the meal the waiter comes to the table to give the panda the check. Without a word the panda draws a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He then gets up nonchalantly and heads for the door. Seeing what just transpired the manager confronts the panda at the door. "" Hey, you just shot my waiter and didn't even pay for your meal!"" screams the manager. The panda replies ""I'm a panda, it's what I do. Look it up."" As the panda walks out the door the manager runs to his office and looks up panda in the dictionary: Panda- A mammal from the bear family with black and white markings originating from the continent of Asia. Eats chutes and leaves.