A panda walks into a restaurant A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After the meal the waiter comes to the table to give the panda the check. Without a word the panda draws a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He then gets up nonchalantly and heads for the door. Seeing what just transpired the manager confronts the panda at the door. " Hey, you just shot my waiter and didn't even pay for your meal!" screams the manager. The panda replies "I'm a panda, it's what I do. Look it up." As the panda walks out the door the manager runs to his office and looks up panda in the dictionary: Panda- A mammal from the bear family with black and white markings originating from the continent of Asia. Eats chutes and leaves.