I was driving past a farm... And a couple of hens walked on to the road. It was to late to stop the car, so i drove over them.. Feeling a bit guilty i pulled up to the farmhouse and explained it to the farmer. He didnt believe me so we walked to the road together. After seeing the dead hens on the road, the farmer says to me; ""dont worry sir, these chickens arrent mine, i dont own flat hens.""