Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was ""Baroque"".

My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet""

"I'm told that Wagner's music is not as bad as it sounds!" - Mark Twain 4006. What's a tuba for? 1-7/8" by 3-7/8" (unless you request full cut). Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet!