A joke my mom heard a priest tell in church today: An elderly couple to decide to live a little and go to McDonald's... When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two. Some students see this and offer to buy some more food so that they can both eat a whole sandwich. ""No, no, that's fine,"" says the old man, ""We share everything."" So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries-- but his wife is sitting there, not eating he…

Sweet Old Couple - Part II The Sweet old couple finish their meal and the entire restaurant takes a sigh. They are smitten in adoration for the couple. The old man gets up and tells his wife, ""Honey, let's go behind the restaurant where we always used to meet when we were young."" The wife blushes but gets up. Both of them are seen exiting through the back door. Now, the entire McDonald's customer and servers gather up towards the exit door. They pry the door slightly open and observe the coupl…

An elderly couple walks into McDonalds... ...and they order a single meal. A man sitting nearby watches as they carefully divide the burger and fries in half. He feels sorry for them and offers to buy them another meal. "It's ok," says the husband, "we share everything." After a few minutes the man notices that the wife has not touched her food while the husband is busy scarfing away. "I'm serious, it's no trouble," he says. "I can buy you guys another meal." "And I'm serious," replies the hu…

Sweet Old couple A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!" The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. …