Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a burden to someone, she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. ""On a woman,"" the doctor sai…

Old Aunt Mildred Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's of…

After the checkup A recent bride accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the bride aside and said, ""If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."" Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast, including hot chocolate and Belgium waffles, and send him off to work with a kiss on his cheek and in a good mood. At lunchtime, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. For dinner, fix an espe…

A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, ""Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."" ""Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will on…