"Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!" - Worst ER doc

Russian barman say, ""Here is shot of drink for each of you"". If you can tells me what is this drink, you can has 5 minute alone in back room with Olga."" All three mans is very excite about this! First Romanian take drink. He smack lips and say, ""Taste like..."" But before finish, he fall over dead. Next, Estonian man take drink. He make burp and say, ""Taste like..."" But he too fall down, now is dead. Finally, Latvian man take drink and say, ""Taste like... chemikal runoff from reactor."" L…

So a guy goes into a hospital... A guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns aro…

Latvia Hero Man and woman stand at road. No potato. Wait for death. See neighbor and politburo come. Maybe death come early? Neighbor say ""Much happy! Hero of people come! Make free!"" Man say ""Has potatoes?"" Neighbor say ""Potato? Hear! No need potato!"" Politburo say ""Better news! Politburo make safe. Politburo find shoot man make murders. Now Latvia safe potato dreams makes!"" But same man. Woman and man still wait. Such is Latvia.