Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place.

"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever

You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"