The Legend of Toxic Chemical Smoothie Sit right down and I'll share the tale Of how three Texas guys and one crazy female Came up with the best inside joke there's ever been About the greatest band the world's never seen It started with a video game late one night Toxic Chemical Smoothie sounded just right For their imaginary band and its imaginary deeds That evening's laughter contained the joke's seeds They'd all talk about it from time to time Whenever the memory came to mind Till one Christmas she decided to send Band logo t-shirts to each of her friends Before they knew it, a fan club grew Around this band that nobody knew Orders poured in for t-shirts and tags As everyone wanted to be part of the gag The press picked it up and ran with the story Launching the band to still greater glory In less than a year, their fame spread far and wide The only Rock legends who never even tried. Now that I've told this story to you There's only one thing I'd ask you to do Spread the word and share in the fun Toxic Chemical Smoothie's for everyone! Join the Toxic Chemical Smoothie fan club on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Toxic-Chemical-Smoothie/787955541230197