A Jewish man has a son... ...and he is very disappointed in his son's lack of interest in their faith. So he decides to send his son to Israel to learn a thing or two about Judaism. When the son returns, the father asks ""did you have a good trip?"" ""So great, Dad. I learned so much, saw some great historical landmarks, and even learned some Hebrew!"" The father was quite pleased. Then the son said ""and I also became a Christian!"" The father, being quite distraught, decided he needed some gui…

In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?

Two Jewish Mothers Talking About Their Sons... ...And one of them says ""I sent my son to Israel and he has come back a Christian."" The other Jewish mother listens, thinks for a moment and says, ""That's odd. I sent my son to Israel and he returned as a Christian."" So the two of them went to see the Rabbi. They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christians. The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said ""T…

A hostel in USSR A banker went to Moscow, and he stayed in a hostel on Moscow's outskirts. Only available room has three other people in it - a group of friends. He had a very important meeting the next day, but his roommates were loud; drinking, playing cards and telling jokes about communism, Lenin, Stalin and USSR. The banker, tired and sleepy, went to the reception. ""I'd like to order four teas to room 16, in 10 minutes"" he said to porter. Back in his room, he said loudly: ""Comrades, I he…