Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction. She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !

I found out my partner was cheating on me. They said "I'll be home in 10-15 mins max" My names Bella, not max.

Not to spoil the Eclipse for anyone tomorrow but... Bella chooses Edward.