ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid.

That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner

Your mother is a head turner By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit

Christmas cake recipe **Required Ingredients:** * 1 cup of water * 1 cup of sugar * 4 large brown eggs * 2 cups of dried fruit * 1 teaspoon of salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * Nuts * 1 bottle of whiskey **Preparation:** Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat…