A man moves to America. He comes knowing zero English, so decides to walk around and learn phrases. He first walks in a concert hall where a woman is warming up to sing. He hears her say ""me me me me"" and so he repeats. ""me me me me"" He's then hungry and goes to a restaurant. A small child at the next table chants, ""knife and fork! Knife and fork!"". So he, of course, repeats. ""knife and fork! Knife and fork!"". After his meal, he walks into a candy store. He sees a kid dancing around sing…

Australians An australian tourist flies to america. He is unpacking his bags in a hotel, rents a motorcycle and start driving. He goes 70MPH in a 40MPH speed limit roas, whan a cup is telling him to pull over. The police officer yells at him: "What is wrong with you, man?!?! Did you came here to die?!" "No," the tourist said, "I came here yesterday"

An Australian takes a vacation in america... He's driving along in his rented car and a cop notices him driving on the wrong side of the road. He pulls him over and says "Do you realize you're driving on the wrong side of the road!?" The Australian says "Oh I'm from Australia." The cop says "Well did you come here to die!?" "No," replies the Australian. "I came here yesterduai!"

Three Muslim refugees try to enter the US Three Muslim refugees flee to America only to learn that only Christian refugees are being allowed. The first Muslim steps up to the immigration officer and says ,"I am a Christian and would like refugee status." The officer says,"ok if you are a Christian tell me about all saints day." The first Muslim says, "oh, all saints day very holy day in the Christian calendar. That's when all of the boys give their sweethearts flowers and candy and ask will…