My body is a temple But only because it hates Palestine. *Anthony Jeselnik*#Anthony Jeselnik#Palestine#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.#Hillary#Israel#Palestine#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day.#Palestine#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person So I can get a better girlfriend ---Not OC, credit: Anthony Jeselnik#Anthony Jeselnik#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game? He got suspended.#Palestine#Sports#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp