A long ""little Johnny"" joke... (nsfw) One day, little Johnny was at school when a little girl asked him if she could go home with him. He said no. She replied, ""I'll scream bloody *mur^derrrr* "" (singing voice) So Johnny agrees and they go to his house. While there, Johnny says he has to eat dinner so the girl has to go home. ""Can I eat dinner with you?"" ""No."" ""But I'll scream bloody *mur^derrrr* "" So Johnny says, ""Fine"" and they go to eat dinner. After dinner, Johnny tells the girl that he has to go take a bath so she has to go home. ""Can I take a bath with you?"" ""No."" ""I'll scream bloody *mur^derrr* "" ""Ugh, fine."" While they are in the bath, the girl asks, ""what's that?"" Johnny replies, ""that's Peter."" ""Can I play with Peter?"" ""No."" ""But I'll scream bloody *mur^derrrr* "" ""Okay."" So the girl plays with Peter. After the bath, Johnny tells the girl that he has to go to bed, so she has to go home. ""Can I go to bed with you?"" ""No."" ""I'll scream bloody *mur^derrrr* "" ""Fine."" They are lying in the bed, and the girl asks if she can play with Peter again. Johnny says no, so the girl says, ""I'll scream bloody *mur^derrr* "" so Johnny gives in. The girl plays with Peter, and Johnny ends up falling asleep. When Johnny wakes up the next morning, there is blood everywhere. It's on the bed, all over the floor, and all over him and the girl. ""What happened?"" he asks. ""Well, Peter spit on me so I bit his head off.""