A man and a nun are sitting next to each other on the bus The man looks at the nun and says "" you know, I have never kissed a nun before"" the nun says no. She is a nun and is married to the church, but after much pestering from the man the nun finally breaks. "" I will kiss you but only if you are not married."" The man says he is single and then begins to kiss the nun passionately. Ten minutes after they are done kissing the man feels very guilty. ""I wasn't honest to you. I'm actually married with four kids at home. Please forgive me nun"" the nun replys""that's ok. I'm on my way to a costume party and my name is Kevin.""