A learner stands up in class and says to the teacher; there are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream The first one is taking her time, enjoying it licking it down slowly The second one shoves the whole thing and her mouth, then removes it repeatedly until she's finished The third woman rushes vigorously to finish eat, franticly licking it down The learner then asks the teacher, ""Miss, which of the 3 women is married?"" The teacher replies ""The third woman of course"" The learner then says ""no, the one with the ring on her finger""