What do you call a C-average student from Texas? Mr. President

I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.

When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*

All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"