Three aliens land on Earth... Three aliens land on Earth. They decide to split up and learn the language of the natives, then meet back at the spaceship. The first alien goes to a raffle, the first thing he hears is ""ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!"". The second alien goes to a restaurant where he hears a man singing ""Forks and knives, forks and knives, forks and knives"". The third alien goes to a candy shop where he hears a kid crying ""He stole my lollipop!"". They meet back at their spaceship where they find a dead man. A cop arrives and asks them: ""Who killed this man?"" The first alien replies: ""ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!"". The cop then asks ""With what did you kill him?"". The second alien replies ""Forks and knives, forks and knives, forks and knives"". The cop asks ""Why did you kill him?"". The third alien replies ""He stole my lollipop!"".