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The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says ""Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."" Pope Francis says, ""yes, of course."" Jim Perdue says ""I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out dail…

A Jew was converting to Christianity. So a Jew named Moshe Greene wanted to convert to Christianity. So Moshe goes to a Roman Catholic church and tell the preist there he wanted to convert. So as he is getting baptized the priest is saying ""you are no longer Moshe Greene, you are Paul Carpenter, you are not Moshe, you are Paul"".So with that Paul became a Christian. Fastforward to Lent when the preist sees Paul coming out of a butcher shop with a bag of beef, so in order not to embarress Paul, …

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name and looked it up in his book also. ""Now if you will come with me I will show you your eternal dwellings"" said St. Peter. They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings. St. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his house…