Hey Reddit, what are your favorite kid jokes? You know, jokes that only kids tell each other. There are a few I remember from my childhood, for instance: How do you catch a seal? Drill a hole in the ice and line the opening with peas. When he comes out to take a pea,......grab him! What did Mr. Spock find in Jim Kirk's toilet? Captain's Log. Where were the first Chickens Fried? In Greece....... *Grease* Please, tell me a joke you were told as a child. If it is stupid and corny, all the better.