Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race? (WTF?) His thighs were burning too bad.#Boston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. "good tacos boston"#Boston#Google#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon.#Kenya#Boston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole "Don't drink the water" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo.#Cinco De Mayo#Boston#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one.#Boston#Atandt#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp