😄 I will do all your suffering It can buy you a House But not a Home It can buy you a Bed But not Slee...

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I will do all your suffering It can buy you a House But not a Home It can buy you a Bed But not Sleep It can buy you a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend you will never find. *anyone know the source of this?*

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