My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.

so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.

Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either.

So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection.